LADIES!!

I am going to give this another shot...
Originally this blog was going to be all about me but then i got to thinking... none of you know who I am and why do you need to know me? (other than the fact that I will be famous one day) ;-)
So i started thinking about what I would write about in my blog and what I am really good at talking about and then I got a text message from a friend. A male friend.
He lives in Washington state and I had texted him earlier and told him he should come visit me & we could go to Cape Cod together at the end of June because it is my favorite place on Earth and I love it there. He responded with "and I love you so it would be perfect."
Of course I smiled and thought to myself "OH WHAT A LINE!"
This is when I realized what my blog was going to be about.

This blog is for all the women out there. All the stupid women who fall for anything a guy says, all the single ladies, all the girls who are still wondering why they are single, all the girls who have given up, all the women in committed relationships, all the girls that cheat, all the sluts & whores, everyone that has a vagina...
THIS IS FOR YOU!!

I can't sit here and say I have experienced everything that can happen in a relationship & in the single life but I can voice my opinions and try and help all you ladies out with any issue that I have encountered.
I have a lot of gay friends because I am a performing artist (by the way every girl needs a gay but we will discuss this later). They always joke around and tell me I would make a great lesbian if I wasn't straight. The reason they say this is because, how I like to describe it, I am half man. I fart, I burp, I curse, I can watch baseball all day everyday, and i prefer beer to wine. The reason I am like this I blame on my father. My dad has coached wrestling ever since before I was born so my entire life I have grown up with wrestlers. Everyone has this perception that wrestlers are gay because they wear those tight little outfits and rub all over other guys...well I can't argue with you it's pretty gay. Trust me though, they are 100% boys. This is why I am the way I am. Also being a performer, I have grown up with girls and gay guys. I have seen the best of both worlds. I have a very strong idea of how males and females function.

So this is going to be the topic of my new blog. I am here to help you ladies! I will try and post as many real life scenarios as I can. If you have something you want to share let me know! I'll try and give as much advice as I can and don't be scared that guys will be reading the blog too. To tell you the truth, they will probably read the title of the blog and want nothing to do with it but if they know what's good for them they will study every word us women write down.

So ladies here we go!
"I don't mind living in a mans world as long as I can be a woman in it." -Marilyn Monroe <3

Just Keep Me Where The Light Is-
Carrie <3