So funny story...
I am really big into baseball so my family hosts players over the summer for a minor league team. My friend & I decided to check out the prospect list to see who may be coming here this summer. I decided that I would find all the guys on facebook and request them. I am going to know them eventually so I figured I would get a head start. A lot of the guys I have already hosted have been from the west coast. They are my best friends and I talk to them almost everyday. My status that day on facebook was I <3 West Coast Boys. I hadn't remembered this was my status and before I knew it the guys I had requested that live in the west coast were IMing me. This is how every single conversation went with about 4 different guys...
Them:Hey
Me: Hey! Whats up?!
Them: So you like west coast boys?
You might of had to have been there but it was hilarious because every five minutes I had a new IM with the same exact message. Of course I was loving it. I can already tell it is going to be a very interesting summer.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
"Nice Guys"
You know what I find to be hilarious? When girls refer to guys as immature, liars, cheaters, etc. and then guys get all pissed about it and feel like they need to speak their mind but then the guys that speak up are the EXACT guys us girls are talking about!
One night I had a status up on facebook talking about how girls can't trust guys because of this and that and all this other stuff. Now of course the people who decide to comment my status are the nice guys who are too nice that they come off creepy, and the exact guys the status was meant for.
I have this kid that I work with. I am not great friends with the kid and I hardly talk to him but he will IM me once in a while to see what I'm up to and to tell me about how drunk he was the night before and all the girls he has hooked up with since he has been to college. Then he will continue the conversation by hitting on me. And of course I am going to be so attracted to you right after you tell me all your drunken slut stories right?! Idiot... but anyway he gets really offended at the fact that I have categorized boys under titles such as liars, whores, creepy, etc. He proceeds to tell me that he does not fall under any of these categories. I type back in capital letters a very big LMAO! He tries to win his argument saying he is a nice guy if you really get to know him. Of course my response was, "that's what they all say."
The guys who are never nice guys always seem to think they are. The reason they think they are is because they are to busy lying and cheating and thinking that us girls don't know about it to see that they are really the biggest assholes of all.
I am not going to lie I am a very picky and shallow person when it comes to guys but it is only because I know exactly what I want. I am not going to say I have never met a genuinely nice guy because I have. Ladies don't lose hope! Nice guys do exist whether you want to believe it or not. They are just very rare. For those girls who are picky like me, they are even more rare but chances are you aren't looking for a guy that's completely nice anyway ;-)
So a message for all the "nice guys" out there... get your shit together! Grow the fuck up! We are not stupid. We know what game you are playing and trust me we are playing it better than you!
For all the actual nice guys who are in hiding...step your game up! There are plenty of women out there waiting for you.
Just Keep Me Where The Light Is-
Carrie <3
One night I had a status up on facebook talking about how girls can't trust guys because of this and that and all this other stuff. Now of course the people who decide to comment my status are the nice guys who are too nice that they come off creepy, and the exact guys the status was meant for.
I have this kid that I work with. I am not great friends with the kid and I hardly talk to him but he will IM me once in a while to see what I'm up to and to tell me about how drunk he was the night before and all the girls he has hooked up with since he has been to college. Then he will continue the conversation by hitting on me. And of course I am going to be so attracted to you right after you tell me all your drunken slut stories right?! Idiot... but anyway he gets really offended at the fact that I have categorized boys under titles such as liars, whores, creepy, etc. He proceeds to tell me that he does not fall under any of these categories. I type back in capital letters a very big LMAO! He tries to win his argument saying he is a nice guy if you really get to know him. Of course my response was, "that's what they all say."
The guys who are never nice guys always seem to think they are. The reason they think they are is because they are to busy lying and cheating and thinking that us girls don't know about it to see that they are really the biggest assholes of all.
I am not going to lie I am a very picky and shallow person when it comes to guys but it is only because I know exactly what I want. I am not going to say I have never met a genuinely nice guy because I have. Ladies don't lose hope! Nice guys do exist whether you want to believe it or not. They are just very rare. For those girls who are picky like me, they are even more rare but chances are you aren't looking for a guy that's completely nice anyway ;-)
So a message for all the "nice guys" out there... get your shit together! Grow the fuck up! We are not stupid. We know what game you are playing and trust me we are playing it better than you!
For all the actual nice guys who are in hiding...step your game up! There are plenty of women out there waiting for you.
Just Keep Me Where The Light Is-
Carrie <3
"The way to a girls heart is through her gay best friend"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGMKgLRU-3c
I told you we would talk about this later! Well it's later...
It is necessary that every girl has a gay best friend. The gay best friend is the reason why girls are fabulous in the first place. The link above is a video where Chris Crocker (a gay) talks about how stupid guys are for hating gays because "the way to a girls heart is through her gay best friend." He is totally right. The gay best friend is the reason why the girl looks so damn good in the first place. Lucky me I have two gay uncles and even more gay friends so I've just been awesome since I was born ;-) haha just kidding... but seriously.
People call me a fruit fly because gay guys love me & are always around me, but they don't want to date me and I am not a cover up.
Ladies...
Mission 1: BECOME A FRUIT FLY!! FIND YOUR GAY!
I told you we would talk about this later! Well it's later...
It is necessary that every girl has a gay best friend. The gay best friend is the reason why girls are fabulous in the first place. The link above is a video where Chris Crocker (a gay) talks about how stupid guys are for hating gays because "the way to a girls heart is through her gay best friend." He is totally right. The gay best friend is the reason why the girl looks so damn good in the first place. Lucky me I have two gay uncles and even more gay friends so I've just been awesome since I was born ;-) haha just kidding... but seriously.
People call me a fruit fly because gay guys love me & are always around me, but they don't want to date me and I am not a cover up.
Ladies...
Mission 1: BECOME A FRUIT FLY!! FIND YOUR GAY!
LADIES!!
I am going to give this another shot...
Originally this blog was going to be all about me but then i got to thinking... none of you know who I am and why do you need to know me? (other than the fact that I will be famous one day) ;-)
So i started thinking about what I would write about in my blog and what I am really good at talking about and then I got a text message from a friend. A male friend.
He lives in Washington state and I had texted him earlier and told him he should come visit me & we could go to Cape Cod together at the end of June because it is my favorite place on Earth and I love it there. He responded with "and I love you so it would be perfect."
Of course I smiled and thought to myself "OH WHAT A LINE!"
This is when I realized what my blog was going to be about.
This blog is for all the women out there. All the stupid women who fall for anything a guy says, all the single ladies, all the girls who are still wondering why they are single, all the girls who have given up, all the women in committed relationships, all the girls that cheat, all the sluts & whores, everyone that has a vagina...
THIS IS FOR YOU!!
I can't sit here and say I have experienced everything that can happen in a relationship & in the single life but I can voice my opinions and try and help all you ladies out with any issue that I have encountered.
I have a lot of gay friends because I am a performing artist (by the way every girl needs a gay but we will discuss this later). They always joke around and tell me I would make a great lesbian if I wasn't straight. The reason they say this is because, how I like to describe it, I am half man. I fart, I burp, I curse, I can watch baseball all day everyday, and i prefer beer to wine. The reason I am like this I blame on my father. My dad has coached wrestling ever since before I was born so my entire life I have grown up with wrestlers. Everyone has this perception that wrestlers are gay because they wear those tight little outfits and rub all over other guys...well I can't argue with you it's pretty gay. Trust me though, they are 100% boys. This is why I am the way I am. Also being a performer, I have grown up with girls and gay guys. I have seen the best of both worlds. I have a very strong idea of how males and females function.
So this is going to be the topic of my new blog. I am here to help you ladies! I will try and post as many real life scenarios as I can. If you have something you want to share let me know! I'll try and give as much advice as I can and don't be scared that guys will be reading the blog too. To tell you the truth, they will probably read the title of the blog and want nothing to do with it but if they know what's good for them they will study every word us women write down.
So ladies here we go!
"I don't mind living in a mans world as long as I can be a woman in it." -Marilyn Monroe <3
Just Keep Me Where The Light Is-
Carrie <3
Originally this blog was going to be all about me but then i got to thinking... none of you know who I am and why do you need to know me? (other than the fact that I will be famous one day) ;-)
So i started thinking about what I would write about in my blog and what I am really good at talking about and then I got a text message from a friend. A male friend.
He lives in Washington state and I had texted him earlier and told him he should come visit me & we could go to Cape Cod together at the end of June because it is my favorite place on Earth and I love it there. He responded with "and I love you so it would be perfect."
Of course I smiled and thought to myself "OH WHAT A LINE!"
This is when I realized what my blog was going to be about.
This blog is for all the women out there. All the stupid women who fall for anything a guy says, all the single ladies, all the girls who are still wondering why they are single, all the girls who have given up, all the women in committed relationships, all the girls that cheat, all the sluts & whores, everyone that has a vagina...
THIS IS FOR YOU!!
I can't sit here and say I have experienced everything that can happen in a relationship & in the single life but I can voice my opinions and try and help all you ladies out with any issue that I have encountered.
I have a lot of gay friends because I am a performing artist (by the way every girl needs a gay but we will discuss this later). They always joke around and tell me I would make a great lesbian if I wasn't straight. The reason they say this is because, how I like to describe it, I am half man. I fart, I burp, I curse, I can watch baseball all day everyday, and i prefer beer to wine. The reason I am like this I blame on my father. My dad has coached wrestling ever since before I was born so my entire life I have grown up with wrestlers. Everyone has this perception that wrestlers are gay because they wear those tight little outfits and rub all over other guys...well I can't argue with you it's pretty gay. Trust me though, they are 100% boys. This is why I am the way I am. Also being a performer, I have grown up with girls and gay guys. I have seen the best of both worlds. I have a very strong idea of how males and females function.
So this is going to be the topic of my new blog. I am here to help you ladies! I will try and post as many real life scenarios as I can. If you have something you want to share let me know! I'll try and give as much advice as I can and don't be scared that guys will be reading the blog too. To tell you the truth, they will probably read the title of the blog and want nothing to do with it but if they know what's good for them they will study every word us women write down.
So ladies here we go!
"I don't mind living in a mans world as long as I can be a woman in it." -Marilyn Monroe <3
Just Keep Me Where The Light Is-
Carrie <3
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